Congratulations!

Somehow you have found this page. Technically it's unposted, so you shouldn't have, but oh well. Why is it unposted you ask? Well for any of the following reasons:

• It's not finished. I'm still editing/adding to/formatting this page.
• It's a spare. Between life and droughts of inspiration I write as much as possible, so this page is waiting for a rainy day.
• It's not time. If I get a great idea for something about snow, I'm not going to wait until winter to write it. But I may however wait until winter to POST it.
• It's broken. If the page is failing (ie scripts) I took it down to fix it as I have time.
• It offended someone. Mostly copyright issues regarding the images or quoted material. If you are offended at being called an idiot, you probably are :)

Anyways, you're here. Enjoy! And if you have any advice/spelling corrections/nit picks, please tell me!

Oh, and as I lack anything better to offer as a reward for breaking my site, here is my bio: bio.php
(which you could access through the site, but I'm not telling you how)